FOR ADULT EYES ONLY (Must be 18 to read)..;) hehe
Okay, so I had this funny thought.
If I were to write a romance novel, what would I write?
So, here is my idea for the opening paragraph. (Would it sell millions of copies? LOL) Let’s see how many sexual references we can squish into a paragraph eh folks!?
Freud would have had a field day with this opening, get it, opening, sorry, my mind is a dirty, dirty place. Don’t you LOVE it!! ;)
Romance novels are the best contraceptives ever. You pick up a book, read it, and put it down after you’ve had enough, roll over, and go to sleep.
Enough of my ramblings here you all go:
Let’s make it look official now. J
Dance In The Thunder
By Sharon Langford (copyright 2006)
His eyes were intense, so intense they made my thighs quiver. As he penetrated my thoughts, those thoughts which made my loins burn and ache. For he was the one who made me want to dance in the thunder over and over again. The rain hit us both hard, and it made me quite wet, and then he looked at me, and no umbrella could withstand the wetness of the situation. Falling into the pool of water, we splashed around in a playful kind of way. I fell under and over his words. How could I not? His words were so big. I wondered if I tried to say the same words, would my lips trip over them and miss a beat? The spell he had waved over my breasts made them bounce in an uncontrollable fashion. I wished this breast spell would never be broken. As he pulled himself up out of the pool of wetness, caused by the earlier rainfall, his eyes glanced up from the ground. Now, I knew he would tell me all his truths one by one. Because, that is what happens when a shower of rain is released into the atmosphere. All is revealed, and by God, all was revealed, and I was enjoying the sight which had now met my eyes. He made me fall to the floor in love with him over and over again. I begged him to say ‘Again, again, no mercy, no mercy’Just at that moment, he stuck his fingers in the….
So, does it keep you intrigued?Should I keep going?
Thoughts? Opinions?
posted by SHAZZIE at
9:53:00 PM
9 Comments:
yes!..,,yes!!....more!....more!
ok, ok...'Just at that moment he stuck his fingers in the Irish stew?'
Reveal yourself Anonymous...and, I just might continue my story.:)
I'm not that anonymous person, but I'd be interested to hear the next bit...
WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THE IRISH STEW!?!?
Ahem...
Is it...
Naughty?
But, of course it's naughty. You know me..;)
Well, as the irish stew is bubbling he sticks his fingers in to make sure it's warm enough. Turns out that it's more than warm enough. He ends up burning his fingers, having then to dip his fingers in the cool whip which was going to be used atop the 'cherry' pie. Hehe..;)
I'll buy the book!
I'll buy the book!
I'm waiting for the scene shift
hi bbe id like to just say will you marry me lol
was nice chattin with you the other night.
and i ment wot i sed bout your hols.
love your page and would really enjoy reading the wrest of your novel.
gues who this is.?
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